The Blog in the High Castle

 While her strange animatronic double tried valiantly to hold in a fart at the State of the Union Address, Co-Vice-Shadow-Presidentessa Harris was hard at work explaining the Russian Burly Bear (no homo)'s invasion of Ukraine to children. Is important workingses, wrongfully slandered by ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE as her talking down to the average proletarian. We wish to assure you that the Co-Vice-Shadow-Presidentessa does hard work on behalf of the Union of Soviet Socialist States. For example, she has rooted out the saboteur who has undone so much of El Presidente's valiant good work on behalf of the Kakistani peoples. That saboteur's name is Comrade Shobydin, a derelict old codger with a penchant for sniffing women and girls, who has been wrong about every major foreign policy initiative in the last 50 years. Any similarities between this foul cretin and El Presidente is strictly coincidental. The Co-Vice-Shadow-Presidentessa would like to remind you all about the significan

 Today El Presidente announced the advent of his one-of-a-kind revolutionary "three dimensional audio-visual experience," Cold War Two: War Colder .  El Presidente's artistic genius is knowing no bounds: "Cold War" did not make sense last time around, but will this time, because - thanks to Strange Autistic Swedish Teenage Mascot Greta Thunderberg - everyone will be very cold from lack of gas and oil. Politburo Member Emeritus John Kerry reinforced this view by asking that the Russian Burly Bear (no homo) " stay on track with respect to what we need to do for the climate " as he rampages across Ukraine the breakaway Soviet Socialist Republic of the Ukraine. This is all of part of plan. El Presidente made sure to reverse the Orange Man's decisions on energy, canceling Keystone XL and allowing Nord Stream 2 to proceed. This would ensure that Russia would doing the polluting, and as everyone knows, pollution does not count when it is a non-Western cou

 Is major happenings across the Glob, Kakistanis! The People's Republic of China (with which Hunter Biden has never been affiliated) is about to invade Taiwan establish a Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere. In Europe, the Soviet Union Russian Federation Soviet Union (with which Hunter Biden has never been affiliated) is about to annex "the" Ukraine. El Presidente is demonstrated his firm commitment to restoring America's standing. He is doing this by standing for two hours. Well, of having press conference for two hours. In which he did not promise Vladir Putin (who has no kompromat on Hunter Biden) that the Russian Burly Bear (no homo) could do a "minor incursion" without consequences. After two hours of standing, Minister of Mental Hygiene Rachel Maddow led the assembled politburo in over thirty minutes of thunderous applause for El Presidente and his unmatched feet. Is of clear that El Presidente is strong and ready for whatever challengings approa

 Is of times again to celebrating the Great God Santa. (We think we have spelled that right, but we may have misplaced the N.) W hereas previously there has been much consternation and constipation in the supply chain CAUSED BY SABOTEUR-HOLDOVER'S FROM THE ORANGE MAN those problems have now been sorted and everyone is having Christmas Roast for dinner. So everyone is giving three mandatory cheers to Comrade Secretary Mayor Pete Butterjudge, who has solved our supply problems once and for all . We will continue to rooting out the sabotatrici from the Orange Man. El Presidente's Ice Cream Flavor of the Week is WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND ON YOUR SHELVES WHICH ARE OF COURSE TOTALLY FULL. Enjoy two refreshing scoops of WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND ON YOUR SHELVES WHICH ARE OF COURSE TOTALLY FULL ice cream today, comrades!

 El Presidente is a super meticulous thinker whose lightspeed thoughts often outpace his ability to get them out, which is why he is saying things like "dog faced pony soldier" and “We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and ... correct the public health.” Today El Presidente's handwritten notes were released to the public to demonstrate his keening intellect. They are reprinted verbatim as follows>

 Greetings and saluti, comrades. Am reports big goings-on in glorious People's Republic of Kakistan to-day.  Economic forensics laboring gloriously under El Presidente's supreme leadership have detected what is referring to " structural abnormalities " in glorious People's Republic economy. El Presidente's economists have assured us that ordinary people THE HARD-WORKING PROLETARIAT, THE TRUE HEROES OF GLORIOUS KAKISTAN cannot detect these structural abnormalities and will not affecting by them. Adding that it would be "unfair and absurd" to expect the rich, upon whom this burden rightfully belongs, to pass it on to the serf underclass HEROIC PIONEERS OF SOCIALIST LABOR .  Although economy is suffering from inflation CALMLY WEATHERING THE STORM OF STRUCTURAL ABNORMALITIES this is still far too complex a situation for meager capitalist running dogs to handle. Having been alerted to the backlogs of cargo ships in and outside Kakistani ports, El Pre