El Presidente Declares Great Success in Afghaniraq
El Presidente has negotiating a historical peace accord with the Taliban, a group of austere religious cholera who simply want to take their place on the world stage. Alas, this peace is being shattered by the depredations of the Taliban, a group of 7th-century warlords who want to rape and pillage their way across the Middle East. The two have similar-sounding names but they are obviously are very different. Now is the time for all Kakistanis to begin evacuation the Afghaniraq area. The Taliban cannot guarantee their safety as the Taliban advances. Updating: the Taliban has retaken the country. Please stands by while El Presidente puts his enormous brain to work determining which Taliban we are talking about. El Presidente's Ice Cream Flavor of the Day is DATE. Make sure you too enjoy a nice scoop of DATE ice cream on your jihad today!