El President'es climate conference notes published
El Presidente is a super meticulous thinker whose lightspeed thoughts often outpace his ability to get them out, which is why he is saying things like "dog faced pony soldier" and “We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and ... correct the public health.” Today El Presidente's handwritten notes were released to the public to demonstrate his keening intellect. They are reprinted verbatim as follows>