El Presidente Promises Piece In Our Times
Is major happenings across the Glob, Kakistanis! The People's Republic of China (with which Hunter Biden has never been affiliated) is about to invade Taiwan establish a Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere. In Europe, the Soviet Union Russian Federation Soviet Union (with which Hunter Biden has never been affiliated) is about to annex "the" Ukraine. El Presidente is demonstrated his firm commitment to restoring America's standing. He is doing this by standing for two hours. Well, of having press conference for two hours. In which he did not promise Vladir Putin (who has no kompromat on Hunter Biden) that the Russian Burly Bear (no homo) could do a "minor incursion" without consequences. After two hours of standing, Minister of Mental Hygiene Rachel Maddow led the assembled politburo in over thirty minutes of thunderous applause for El Presidente and his unmatched feet. Is of clear that El Presidente is strong and ready for whatever challengings approa...