The Blog in the High Castle

By the mighty and invincible will of the Trumpenfuhrer, be it known on this day that the Nobel Committee awarded the most blessed Trumpenfuhrer a Nobel Peace Prize. The Trumpenfuhrer rejected it it, saying that any medal worn by the arch-traitor Obama, damned be his name, would never adorn the Trumpenfuhrer's most perfect form. Several media serfs expressed shock at the notion that the Nobel Prize could be bestowed upon such a [REDACTED - HERESY] figure as the Trumpenfuhrer. These serfs were shot. Then their bodies were strapped to missiles and fired into Pyongyang. For peace.

Citizens of the Trumpenreich! Rejoice! For on this day, our glorious Trumpenfuhrer has graced us with an update on one of His most important projects: the utter destruction of the legacy and memory of the arch-traitor Obama, damned be his name. High priests of all remaining monotheistic religions ( cf. Imperial Edict 982-30, Judaism and Islam are no longer religions) have congregated at the planned site of the arch-traitor's blasphemous "presidential library," removed the top layer of soil, placed this soil inside one thousand nuclear warheads, and launched them at Kenya, the arch-traitor's ancestral birthplace. When the envoys from Kenya protested, the Trumpenfuhrer had him shot. The priests then spent nineteen days and nights purifying the remaining area. Impressed with the work done in removing the unholy taint of the arch-traitor, the Trumpenfuhrer decreed that the same policy be adopted towards the legacy of Franklin Roosevelt, the crippled abomination. Unfor...