Damnatio Memoriae update
Citizens of the Trumpenreich! Rejoice! For on this day, our glorious Trumpenfuhrer has graced us with an update on one of His most important projects: the utter destruction of the legacy and memory of the arch-traitor Obama, damned be his name.
High priests of all remaining monotheistic religions (cf. Imperial Edict 982-30, Judaism and Islam are no longer religions) have congregated at the planned site of the arch-traitor's blasphemous "presidential library," removed the top layer of soil, placed this soil inside one thousand nuclear warheads, and launched them at Kenya, the arch-traitor's ancestral birthplace. When the envoys from Kenya protested, the Trumpenfuhrer had him shot. The priests then spent nineteen days and nights purifying the remaining area.
Impressed with the work done in removing the unholy taint of the arch-traitor, the Trumpenfuhrer decreed that the same policy be adopted towards the legacy of Franklin Roosevelt, the crippled abomination. Unfortunately, a novice initiate got word of this decree and burned the Roosevelt library to the ground. Five thousand civilians nobly gave their lives to the resulting inferno.
This electronic communication is designated Alpha One Priority, for immediate dissemination to all citizen-serfs of the Trumpenreich. Failure to disseminate will result in imprisonment and probing for possible heresy. Discovery of heresy will result in death.
High priests of all remaining monotheistic religions (cf. Imperial Edict 982-30, Judaism and Islam are no longer religions) have congregated at the planned site of the arch-traitor's blasphemous "presidential library," removed the top layer of soil, placed this soil inside one thousand nuclear warheads, and launched them at Kenya, the arch-traitor's ancestral birthplace. When the envoys from Kenya protested, the Trumpenfuhrer had him shot. The priests then spent nineteen days and nights purifying the remaining area.
Impressed with the work done in removing the unholy taint of the arch-traitor, the Trumpenfuhrer decreed that the same policy be adopted towards the legacy of Franklin Roosevelt, the crippled abomination. Unfortunately, a novice initiate got word of this decree and burned the Roosevelt library to the ground. Five thousand civilians nobly gave their lives to the resulting inferno.
This electronic communication is designated Alpha One Priority, for immediate dissemination to all citizen-serfs of the Trumpenreich. Failure to disseminate will result in imprisonment and probing for possible heresy. Discovery of heresy will result in death.
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