The Blog in the High Castle

The Trumpenfuhrer's top doctors today announced an initiative to perform what they refer to as a "China-ectomy." This is in response to the outbreak of Chinese Flu that the globalists at the World "Health" Organization insist came from a wet market and not from the nearby bioweapons lab. (To demonstrate their commitment to this thesis, the globalists at the World "Health" organization have allowed said wet market to reopen.) The Trumpenfuhrer took to the podium today to decry China's continued existence, and therefore announced that in conjunction with declarations by the governments of Italy, Japan, and the puppet "government" of Britain (we would have invited Germany, but they're run by an icky globalist woman), the following alterations to diplomacy with China were being made: all Chinese consulates immediately to be closed and converted into Trumpenfuhrer Museums of American Greatness (the other, lesser countries would of cou...

After observing the manufactured social media phenomenon that is spastic muppet mascot Greta Thunderball, the Trumpenfuhrer has decided that he needs a spastic muppet mascot of his own. "Everyone knows her father runs her Twitter," the Trumpenfuhrer said, referring to the fact that a Facebook bug has revealed that Thunderball's father runs her Facebook account (look, the Trumpenfuhrer was going to nationalize both Facebook and Twitter and merge them, but he had terrorists to turn into chunky salsa and kind of forgot about it). "So I want one of those. But for Making America Great Again, not for global warming, which is a terrible hoax." Unfortunately, an early prototype version of this spastic muppet mascot broke loose from the lab and appears to be running for "President" under the name "Joe Biden." Patriots are advised to be on the lookout for this bizarre character.