The Blog in the High Castle

 While her strange animatronic double tried valiantly to hold in a fart at the State of the Union Address, Co-Vice-Shadow-Presidentessa Harris was hard at work explaining the Russian Burly Bear (no homo)'s invasion of Ukraine to children. Is important workingses, wrongfully slandered by ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE as her talking down to the average proletarian. We wish to assure you that the Co-Vice-Shadow-Presidentessa does hard work on behalf of the Union of Soviet Socialist States. For example, she has rooted out the saboteur who has undone so much of El Presidente's valiant good work on behalf of the Kakistani peoples. That saboteur's name is Comrade Shobydin, a derelict old codger with a penchant for sniffing women and girls, who has been wrong about every major foreign policy initiative in the last 50 years. Any similarities between this foul cretin and El Presidente is strictly coincidental. The Co-Vice-Shadow-Presidentessa would like to remind you all about the significan...

 Today El Presidente announced the advent of his one-of-a-kind revolutionary "three dimensional audio-visual experience," Cold War Two: War Colder .  El Presidente's artistic genius is knowing no bounds: "Cold War" did not make sense last time around, but will this time, because - thanks to Strange Autistic Swedish Teenage Mascot Greta Thunderberg - everyone will be very cold from lack of gas and oil. Politburo Member Emeritus John Kerry reinforced this view by asking that the Russian Burly Bear (no homo) " stay on track with respect to what we need to do for the climate " as he rampages across Ukraine the breakaway Soviet Socialist Republic of the Ukraine. This is all of part of plan. El Presidente made sure to reverse the Orange Man's decisions on energy, canceling Keystone XL and allowing Nord Stream 2 to proceed. This would ensure that Russia would doing the polluting, and as everyone knows, pollution does not count when it is a non-Western cou...

 Is major happenings across the Glob, Kakistanis! The People's Republic of China (with which Hunter Biden has never been affiliated) is about to invade Taiwan establish a Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere. In Europe, the Soviet Union Russian Federation Soviet Union (with which Hunter Biden has never been affiliated) is about to annex "the" Ukraine. El Presidente is demonstrated his firm commitment to restoring America's standing. He is doing this by standing for two hours. Well, of having press conference for two hours. In which he did not promise Vladir Putin (who has no kompromat on Hunter Biden) that the Russian Burly Bear (no homo) could do a "minor incursion" without consequences. After two hours of standing, Minister of Mental Hygiene Rachel Maddow led the assembled politburo in over thirty minutes of thunderous applause for El Presidente and his unmatched feet. Is of clear that El Presidente is strong and ready for whatever challengings approa...