The Blog in the High Castle

Patriotic Americans are streaming to see Justice League, the new movie about Supertrump, Battrump, Wonder Womelania, Cybertrump, and Aquatrump saving the world. (Everyone not seeing the movie is being rounded up and sent to camps.) Pictured: Aquatrump In other news, the Trumpenfuhrer has decided not to pardon this year's Thanksgiving turkey, on the grounds that it has been found guilty of being terribly delicious and therefore must be eaten. There is not a hint of jury nullification or bleeding-heart judicial activism in our Trumpenfuhrer!

Nefarious statues of Robert E. Lee (D-VA), Jefferson Davis (D-MS), Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson (D-VA), and many other Confederate luminaries foul traitors have been blamed found responsible for a rash of recent instances of white supremacy racial strife. Noting that he is Fuhrer of all Americans, not just the enlightened masses that elected him, the Trumpenfuhrer has agreed that all Confederate statues must come down. "Obviously, we cannot allow our citizens to suffer under the foul animus radiating from these hateful inanimate stacks of marble," said Reichminister of Public Information Sarah Huckabee (not that) Sanders. "At the same time, we cannot allow these public spaces to remain empty. I am pleased to announce, therefore, that the Trumpenfuhrer has signed off on the reanimation of famous Nazi architect Albert Speer to spearhead-" At this point in the press conference, Reichminister Huckabee (not that) Sanders was tasered and removed from the pod...

Bigly. Covfefe. Kakistocracy. These are just a few of the words Trumpenreich youth are learning today, words they would never have learned under the wretched, miserable, and thankfully never-to-be-witnessed rule of She Who Must Not Be Named. All glory to the Trumpenfuhrer!