Under the glorious Trumpenfuhrer, American kids learn new words

By James -
Bigly. Covfefe. Kakistocracy. These are just a few of the words Trumpenreich youth are learning today, words they would never have learned under the wretched, miserable, and thankfully never-to-be-witnessed rule of She Who Must Not Be Named.

All glory to the Trumpenfuhrer!


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