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 Greetings and saluti, comrades. Am reports big goings-on in glorious People's Republic of Kakistan to-day.  Economic forensics laboring gloriously under El Presidente's supreme leadership have detected what is referring to " structural abnormalities " in glorious People's Republic economy. El Presidente's economists have assured us that ordinary people THE HARD-WORKING PROLETARIAT, THE TRUE HEROES OF GLORIOUS KAKISTAN cannot detect these structural abnormalities and will not affecting by them. Adding that it would be "unfair and absurd" to expect the rich, upon whom this burden rightfully belongs, to pass it on to the serf underclass HEROIC PIONEERS OF SOCIALIST LABOR .  Although economy is suffering from inflation CALMLY WEATHERING THE STORM OF STRUCTURAL ABNORMALITIES this is still far too complex a situation for meager capitalist running dogs to handle. Having been alerted to the backlogs of cargo ships in and outside Kakistani ports, El Pre...

 Glorious happenings across the great Kakistani Republics today, compagni. So many exciting news items for processing. Intransigent Republicans continue to flummox Grand Chancellor Schumer by doing exactly what they said they'd do two months ago. Grand Chancellor Schumer has turned to our wise and intelligent Presidente to solve this problem, which may involve minting a giant coin and then casting it into the fires of Mount Doom. In other meanwhilings, the wayward state of Florida has suffered greatly under the latest wave of the Virus Of Unknown And Unknowable Origin. As you may recall, El Presidente declared total and complete glorious victory royale over the original virus, but, to the great surprise of TV's Professor Doctor Fauci, the virus mutated. Alleged Governor Ronald "Reagan" DeathSantis attempted to get his peoples hooked on snake oil called monoclonal antibodies, instead of getting them vaccinated. El Presidente responded in the most kindest and benevolo ...

  Kameradinnen, it is good tidings and joyousness. Today is celebrating 254 days of good tweets and general civility from El Presidente's official socialized media accounts. While the evil fascist Trumpenfuhrer would average almost four whole mean tweets a day, El Presidente has averaged zero for the better part of a year . Is good to put the badness of the Trumpenreich behind us. To properly commemorate the occasion, El Presidente has allowed you all an extra 140 characters to tweet about how wonderful he is. El Presidente's Ice Cream Flavor of the Week is STRAWBERRY BANANA. Please enjoying two scoops of STRAWBERRY BANANA Ice Cream today as you browse a Twitter feed free of mean tweets!