Trumpenfuhrer Appoints Military Governor of Hollyweinsteinwood
Disturbed by the fact that there are sexual predators operating independently of the Executive Branch, the Trumpenfuhrer today authorized the federal annexation of Hollywood.
The Trumpenfuhrer announced that henceforth Vice-President Mike Pence would be the colonial governor of the territory, and tasked him with eliminating all unlicensed sexual predators.
Pence has vowed to implement stringent policies concerning meetings attended by studio heads or a-list actors and female employees. As part of these policies, all one-on-one meetings will henceforth be overseen by either Colonial Governor Pence or by one of his newly-appointed deputies (pictured).
Adam Schiff, the Democrat who used to represent Hollywood back when it was part of the Union and not an Occupied Territory, filed a formal complaint. He was never seen exiting the courthouse.
The Trumpenfuhrer announced that henceforth Vice-President Mike Pence would be the colonial governor of the territory, and tasked him with eliminating all unlicensed sexual predators.
Pence has vowed to implement stringent policies concerning meetings attended by studio heads or a-list actors and female employees. As part of these policies, all one-on-one meetings will henceforth be overseen by either Colonial Governor Pence or by one of his newly-appointed deputies (pictured).
Adam Schiff, the Democrat who used to represent Hollywood back when it was part of the Union and not an Occupied Territory, filed a formal complaint. He was never seen exiting the courthouse.
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