The Blog in the High Castle

Citizens. It falls to me, your voice of warmth and reason in this not-yet-made-great-again America, to inform you that enemies are still all around us. We mostly call them "Democrats." Now, understand that most "Democrats" are actually decent people. It is important, citizens, to distinguish between the rank-and-file footsoldier who often doesn't know any better, and the general, who must be summarily beheaded. (This is what our Trumpenfuhrer did recently in pardoning the #NeverTrump hordes, incidentally.) Your neighbors are most likely of the rank-and-file sort, those who will be spared the coming purges but who will likely need to live as second-class citizens in order for our brave new world to thrive. The rank-and-file, you see, have been whipped up into a frenzy by the remnants of their leadership. Yes, even though she-who-must-not-be-named has been vanquished and dispatched to oblivion, her loyal courtiers continue their malevolent work. These sinist...

A perennial favorite: (Yes, we here at the Blog in the High Castle realize that this clashes horribly with the new color design. To be fair, though, Der Trumpenfuhrer clashes horribly with reality.)

It has come to our attention that there exists a blog calling itself The Grasshopper Lies Heavy . This blog purports to show an alternate timeline , with incredibly disturbing developments. The point of divergence appears to be that in this hellish alternate reality, the U.S. never invaded Iraq. Barack Obama remained an obscure back-bencher, unable to use his opposition to a war that launched before he arrived in the Senate to strike a contrast with She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. As a result, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named won the 2008 election, and was roundly defeated by Mitt Romney in 2012. Grasshopper purports to show a reality where President Romney, now on his second term, and a cadre of globalist scum, have taken over the world, and EU is ravaged not by hordes of Islamic invaders but by the wages of communism. Reichminister of Public Indoctrination Betsy DeVos has issued a statement condemning the work as dangerous and subversive. Reichminister of Public Safety Jeff Sessions has issu...

DC- The Trumpenfuhrer today announced that historically, the Trappist System had always been part of America, and that nothing would prevent the great American people from reclaiming their birthright. Some former scientist who had been stripped of his labcoat for promoting the heresy of climate change grumbled that the true purpose of NASA, covering up the accomplishments of women in the 60s and wasting taxpayer dollars without even establishing a moonbase, had been squelched by the new regime. The former scientist and his entire family have since abruptly decided to take a vacation to Guantanamo Bay.

Carson City, NV- The Trumpenfuhrer's National Security Adviser, General Mike Flynn, passed away suddenly and unexpectedly late last night while visiting the Lake Tahoe estate of Paul "The Bull" Manafort. According to the Trumpenfuhrer's bodyguard, Al Neri, who was with the general at the time of his passing, Flynn did not suffer. "In fact," Neri reported, "he appeared to be praying." In other news, the Trumpenfuhrer has granted clemency to the rank-and-file #NeverTrumpers. Their ringleaders, on the other hand, have been sentenced to death. Conflicting reports suggest that Evan McMullin fled his captors and is at large.

Trump Stadium, NY-Our Trumpenfuhrer attended the first annual Uberbowl between the Patriots and the Falcons held at Trump Stadium in what used to be Brooklyn. As any leader of our great nation would, he supported the Patriots. And even when it looked as if they could not win after half-time, our leader showed his grace by inviting the families of the opposing Falcons players to enjoy the game from his personal box. In a miraculous comeback reminiscent of the party victory in the siege of Pittsburgh, the Patriots seized upon the Falcons' missteps and won the championship against all odds.

No Man's Land - Party forces are still stalled at Cermak Road. Reports now suggest that, although Rahm "Emmanuel" Goldstein succeeded in swimming the river, he used the Blue Line tunnel to return to the Loop. As yet there is no word of former "president" Obama's whereabouts. Hollywood - The actress Sarah Silverman has disappeared after making unkulturny comments about the Trumpenfuhrer. Inquiries are being made. Berkeley - Investigations continue into the funding behind the Communist riots earlier this week. A series of pre-dawn raids into the homes of known associates of seditious financier George Soros have been authorized. Miami - The Trumpenfuhrer continues to make good on his promise to keep the American people pure of foreign influence. Truly no-one is more committed to returning foreign nationals to their country of origin.

Disturbing developments out of the Failed State of California. Although the Berkeley riots were quelled easily, Party agents have discovered that the local police force intended to stand down. Police officers and their families were interviewed about their attempted treason and, despite the care taken by Party investigators, one interviewee hanged himself in his cell, and another was shot trying to escape. Would you like to know more?

Washington, D.C.- The Trumpenfuhrer today announced the pacification of Berkeley Campus. Sub-mental Communist animals have been forcibly evicted from the ruins and sent scurrying into the hills. Furthermore, nearly seven hundred Communists were captured, four hundred of which were too badly injured to attend their trials earlier today. The Trumpenfuhrer specifically commended Citizen Captain Eliza Schumate for pacifying the riots so quickly that only two store-fronts were vandalized. All of the captives were found guilty of treason. Executions scheduled for tomorrow. The Trumpenfuhrer had been expected to award the first Ferrous Crux to Citizen Senator Mitch McConnell for his heroic efforts to keep the late Justice Antonin Scalia's seat from falling into the clutches of the sub-mental Communists. (Even though the Supreme Court has been liquidated, all ranking members of the Party felt that McConnell's heroism called for special recognition.) That ceremony has been rescheduled...

Well, put simply, the Left is calling everyone to the right of Jim Webb a Nazi. I am to the right of Jim Webb. I am also a nearsighted asthmatic Pole. Wouldn't last a year in the American Reich. Also have a fair amount of Irish blood: hereditary drunkard, impure. Six months. Also very slightly Scottish. He liztens to ze backpipes! Shoot him schnell! So... yeah. Not a Nazi. But if you really wanna see what the Trumpenreich would look like, well, let me pull back the curtain in... The Blog in the High Castle. Welcome. Oh, p.s., it goes without saying that while some of the names will be familiar, the events of this blog are fictitious. Any resemblance to any character, fictional or real, living or dead, is probably intentional. Some names have been changed to protect the guilty, but most "fictional" names are Nazis from other works here to stand in for the various SA goons because I'm not going to slander our servicemen. You get an extra half-ration if you get...