Historians discover Trumpenfuhrer's old campaign signs

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A perennial favorite:

(Yes, we here at the Blog in the High Castle realize that this clashes horribly with the new color design. To be fair, though, Der Trumpenfuhrer clashes horribly with reality.)

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