Dispatch #1 (February 2, 2017)

Washington, D.C.- The Trumpenfuhrer today announced the pacification of Berkeley Campus. Sub-mental Communist animals have been forcibly evicted from the ruins and sent scurrying into the hills. Furthermore, nearly seven hundred Communists were captured, four hundred of which were too badly injured to attend their trials earlier today. The Trumpenfuhrer specifically commended Citizen Captain Eliza Schumate for pacifying the riots so quickly that only two store-fronts were vandalized. All of the captives were found guilty of treason. Executions scheduled for tomorrow.

The Trumpenfuhrer had been expected to award the first Ferrous Crux to Citizen Senator Mitch McConnell for his heroic efforts to keep the late Justice Antonin Scalia's seat from falling into the clutches of the sub-mental Communists. (Even though the Supreme Court has been liquidated, all ranking members of the Party felt that McConnell's heroism called for special recognition.) That ceremony has been rescheduled for tomorrow.

Finally, in No Man's Land, the territory formerly known as Chicago, Illinois, the manhunt continues for former "president" Barack Obama. Obama, who was tried in absentia for crimes against the State, is believed to be hiding out at the estate of his onetime consigliere and current ruling warlord of No Man's Land, Rahm "Emmanuel" Goldstein. Party forces have advanced as far north as Cermak Road and have cut off Lake Shore Drive, but it is privately believed that both Goldstein and Obama swam across the river and escaped in the confusion during the Battle of UIC.

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