Vive La Revolution!

By James -


Amigos, compadres, copains, paisanos, comrades, you are witnessing the new birth of Spinal Tap Phase 2.0 El Blog in La Grande Castello, celebrating the many accomplishings of El Presidente Jo'Bama Harris Biden and his team of hyperqualified sycophants.

Yes indeed fellow Kakistanis, this is no longer a fascist dystopia. In fact, this is the only fascist dystopia that we didn't have to shoot our way out of, because El Presidente is just that awesome.

There are many amazing facts and knowledges about our new Presidente, such as the fact that he is in full function of his mental faculties and anyone saying otherwise should be reported to the Twitter Bureau of Mental Hygiene.

For example, before shouldering the tremendous burden of being our Presidente and having to assign Co-Vice-Shadow Presidentessa Harris to various responsibilities of which she is obviously supremely capable, our Presidente served as Official Impeachment-Proofer to Great Leader Obama, a function previously entertained by such esteemed men as Dick Cheney and Dan Quayle. This job requires someone that no-one in their right mind would want to be in charge, so that his boss never gets impeached. (Al Gore never got the memo.) Unfortunately the 2020 Democratic field was so full of pathetic pretenders such as our current Choo Choo Czar Pete Booterjudge Boatyface Butterjig and our Co-Vice-Shadow Preisdentessa, that El Presidente Biden felt compelled to serve us again.

There will be many great updatings in the weeks ahead as El Presidente Makes America Great Again Builds Back Better. Stay tuned!

The Presidente's Ice Cream Flavor of the Day is STRAWBERRY. Make sure you too enjoy a nice scoop of STRAWBERRY ice cream on your siesta today, comrades! If you don't, we will find you.

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