Party Forces Achieve Total Victory over Traitorous Dissident Shia Lebouf

By James -
TRUMPENFUHRER SALUTES AUTISTS, BEGINS PLANNING THEIR INTEGRATION INTO THE IMPERIAL GUARD

Arch-coward and traitor Shia Lebouf's "He Will Not Divide Us" campaign has been utterly routed by independent contractors operating out of the website known as 8chan. Within 36 hours, autists had delivered Lebouf's flag to a local Imperial Department of Construction office. Commissar-General Wanda Farley reported that the flag would be nailed to the northern side of the Wall, that subversives and degenerates could look on their failure every day.

The Trumpenfuhrer personally arrived at the scene to salute the autists of 8chan, congratulating them as "civic-minded Americans doing their patriotic duty." He added that the Alt-Right Forces of Reddit and Twitter needed to step up their efforts.

In addition, the Trumpenfuhrer is said to be looking into options for utilizing the autist population in furtherance of His domestic agenda. One anonymous official commented that "it helps that they don't know right from wrong."
Imperial forces at the site of their latest victory

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