El Presidente Vigorously Prepares for Real Debate
Aloha Kakistanis, we have much tales to tell. And not much time to do the tellings in, for El Presidente needs his rest. He is busy man. Put not stock in the rumorings of failure at the presidential debate against alleged candidate and convicted felon Orange Man. No failure took place. Indeed no debate took place, because Orange Man is not a legitimate candidate for office. But if such debate did take place, then El Presidente did fine. If El Presidente did not do fine, is of no problem, because El Presidente has the best team advising him at all times. Except on the subject of getting a good night's rest before the debate. Four more years. Ignore the actuarial tables. UPDATINGS: We here at The Blog in the High Castle have learned of a most insidious plot by the senile El Presidente to keep Shadow Vice Presidentessa Harris down, in her place, in the kitchen. We fervently denounce this awful right-wing anti-feminist plot. How dare the president not be truthful with the Kakist...
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