Trumpenfuhrer declared Guardian of Free Speech by... Libertarians?!?!?

By James -
Reason magazine has congratulated the Trumpenfuhrer on His disintegration of noted Enemy of the People and former United States Attorney Preet Bharara. While Party officials generally consider Reason to be a refuge of filthy hippie scum, recognition of the Trumpenfuhrer's works is always appreciated.

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