Trumpenfuhrer rejects economic advice from adult babies

By James -
In a stunning display of outreach, the Trumpenfuhrer met with millennials adult babies, who voted overwhelmingly in their error for She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. The Trumpenfuhrer had meant to confer with them about possible economic solutions for their poor life choices.

In a stunning display of restraint, the Trumpenfuhrer did not order them all shot. He did, however, reject their proposal for a hugs-based economy and instead sent them off to the spice mines.

"Kessel, Arrakis, whatever," He said.

On further reflection, He clarified: "Kessel. Arrakis has Space Arabs on it."


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