"Democratic" non-Party attempts to filibuster Tribune Gorsuch

By James -
GORSUCH VOWS INQUISITION, Part II

In the sacred and venerable name of the Trumpenfuhrer, you, citizen, are commanded to read the following missive:

The "Democratic" non-Party, unimpressed with Tribune-in-waiting Neil Gorsuch's commitment to the law, have vowed to filibuster his appointment.

Gorsuch, stung by the criticism, vowed to not rest until all the enemies of justice had been convicted. To that end, he intends to turn himself into a cyborg, with energy drinks injected directly into his bloodstream to keep him awake at all hours.

Although he was later informed that this would be unnecessary because the Trumpenfuhrer had met with the "Democratic" non-Party members threatening to filibuster and had them all shot, Gorsuch went ahead and booked himself a stay at the Dyson/Stone Institute of Cybernetics.

Prototype model for Gorsuch's Final Form

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