An important message from Reichministers Spicer, Tillerson, and DeVos

By James -
It is a myth that the Trumpenfuhrer confused a world leader with a fictional character. In other news, Reichminister of Cultural Enrichment Betsy DeVos has discovered several thousand misprint copies of Harry Potter and the Order of the Eagle, in which the title uses the wrong bird at the vitally important character of Erdogan the Dragon is missing. Citizens are advised that this misprint copy of the book makes no sense whatsoever, and it is their patriotic duty to turn over all copies of this misprint to the Reichministry of Cultural Enrichment immediately.

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